akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

(Source: skate-high)

au-rev0ir:

if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed

no-hetero:

drunkdate:

im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die

doesn’t matter, had sex

(Source: princesslynn777)

  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable